Human, this is the diary of Valentín, an imposter who has realized that what he wants to do isn’t get rid of crew members, but get on a ship and explore the universe. But on his first intergalactic mission, he gets into an accident and he and his partner Candi have to make an emergency landing on Planet B-613. The planet is a dungheap inhabited by figures with weird arms and very few neurons. And the planetary elections are just around the corner. The situation gets complicated when Candi and Valentín decide to run for president. Candi’s a know-it-all and she wants to help the ignorant population of Planet B-613 to live a decent life. And since lazy Valentín doesn’t have the will or the know-how to fix the ship on his own, he thinks that if he wins the presidency, he can force Candi to do it and leave ASAP.